I’ve now seen Lexi Belle in enough porn that seeing her on BarelyEvil carries an eerie familiarity, like running into someone you know at a dinner party hosted by somebody you didn’t know knew them? Make sense? If not, concern yourself instead with how f*$!!-ing hot Lexi is, her tits the very definition of “pert” and her face irresistibly cute. Better yet, concern yourself with how amazingly good she looks slipping off her pink panties and getting cozy with a purple dildo in this set by Barely Evil guest photographer Bentley. She’s awesome.

Lori Mann’s RubberDollies set of redheaded cigarette fetishist Julie Simone and blonde femme fatale Aiden Starr make it extremely hard not to make puns about “smoking,” but between Julie’s red rubber lingerie and Aiden’s long black latex dress — not to mention the latter’s knee-high black lace-ups and the former’s spike heels — you’ll be thinking about less smoke and more blazing inferno. These two gorgeous dames look better in rubber than almost any beauties around, and Mann captures them gloriously.

In this richly textured Lori Mann set, gorgeous busty redhead Xanthia Doll enjoys many of the trappings of trashy badgirldom, including liquor, cutoffs, and clove cigarettes. It’s a fun set of pix, but Xanthia, don’t bogart those cloves — you’ll get a head rush!

Szandora is a BABE, and here she looks particularly good in an exquisite silver-and-blue corset, blue lips, green eyes and neon-red hair. Amelia G & Forrest Black capture the irresistible ivory-skinned bad girl in all her GothicSluts glory.

Voltaire has got some mesmerizing tattoos, but even they don’t distract from her perfect body, on lavish display in this Forrest Black and Amelia G shoot of sexy V. at the beach. Even if she didn’t share a name with my favorite Enlightenment writer, I would get enlightened at the beach any day by this inked lovely.

In case you haven’t heard, April Flores is making a big splash lately as the star of Carlos Batts’s erotic film Voluptuous Life, about April’s adventures from Los Angeles to New York and points between. In this Amelia G & Forrest Black GothicSluts set, she sports red fishnets, high heels, a cute pink dress, and her trademark candy-apple hair as she shows off her gorgeous face and lovely, curvy body.

In this Forrest Black & Amelia G set, Natalie Adams wears thigh-high boots, a corset and a shiny open-tit long-sleeve top that is as lickable as it is perverse, but you know what? It’s the gas mask that makes the outfit. Apparently it’s a pretty standard industrial design, but I doubt any of the folks working with belt sanders or spray guns look as good in a chemical mask as Natalie does… but then, very few people wear anything as well as this smokin’ hot purple-haired ivory-skinned beauty.

Zophya is an irresistible lovely with a pierced lip and absolutely perfect tits. In this set from Barely Evil guest photographer Rhino, she gets naked in the kitchen and then intimate with a big red dildo, a carafe of milk and a pair of mini-donuts, not necessarily in that order. She is utterly adorable and needs many more sweet things rubbed over that flawless pair.

As a Sisters-lovin’ Baudelaire-quotin’ blood-drinker from way back, I get goosebumps seeing Zoe kickin’ it old school with a black velvet coat, black hair and ultra-sexy pewter ankh-rosary. The goosebumps quickly give way to other sensations, however, when Zoe strips off her velvet and deliciously displays what her mama (and the tattoo artists) gave her, as she does in this delectable Forrest Black & Amelia G Gothic Sluts set.